lick the screen like i'll kill you if you don't

the longest winter without me

2009-02-05T04:28:00.000-08:00

It's been a long time since I updated and I know you guys are pissed. I hope not though :) Anyway, it's been a long time, so alot of things have come and gone and I've kept you in the dark. Sorry lah..

Anyway I'm lazy so I'll just post this convo with Eric.. He's a total noob

..,stephen says:
eh guess who eric likes
..,stephen says:
oops
..,stephen says:
wrong chat
..,stephen says:
bb
Eric says:
shit you larh!
..,stephen says:
haha
..,stephen says:
lol
..,stephen says:
kidding lah
..,stephen says:
gotcha
..,stephen says:
lol
Eric says:
0.0''
..,stephen says:
lol
..,stephen says:
u wwere pissed werent u
..,stephen says:
haha

He claims he was testing me ==" Eric if your reading this, what if I really was telling someone....
Hmmmmm, I dunno?

And that's what you get

2008-11-24T22:43:00.000-08:00

Call me lifeless, but this is what has been taking up most of my time recently. I discovered this site while half-consciously clicking away through photos on Mr Kevin's facebook album. I told you I was bored..

If they had a Pn Choong impersonation contest, I would win hands down baby..

Ok, that was disturbing. Now for some manly, masculine pictures of me :

Manly much?

I seriously look like my Dad in here ;/

Double Chin!

Love my Afro :)

I also did a few on other people. If oyu are one of them, too bad :) If you're not, don't feel left out. It's beacause you don't have the face, the je ne sais quoi needed for the picture ;)

Enjoy,..

Alynna. The hairstyle suits her, no?

Mae. I know I always say you bear resemblance to some guy, but even though this is a guy haircut, unbelievably, you look like my aunt.. Maybe it's the curls?

Sandra. Suits her, very well.

Sister. 0.0

(The other) Ashley trying to be lala.

Zian posing for Colgate ad.

Emily. Blur pouter?

Hafez.

LIANG!

Last but not least,

Ameerul, Cute-nya ;)

He's Random!

2008-11-24T06:30:00.000-08:00

Random people, welcome a new member into the club. ERIC :DD

This is a convo between Madelene and Eric on facebook..

Eric: Hey you! haha good luck for everything.all the best! =]

Mad: Thx for the wish? but why so random?:) haha.

Eric: haha because im always random=]

Yes, he is. Before I forget, My deepest condolences to Eric whose hair got screwed up by some mentally challenged stylist. Eric, I mourn with you :)

Magic tricks and Yellow balloons

2008-11-20T20:35:00.000-08:00

I remember there was one post, by Dang that said something about there being more visitors reading his blog from the USA in comparison to readers from big ol' Asia.

Well, It's just happened to me. American readers pawn Asians outnumbering them three to one.

1st place US - 69.2 %

2nd place Malaysia - 23.1%

3rd place Canada - 7.7%

Hmmmphh, so much for the Malaysian spirit. Come on Asians, you just got your ass smacked. Yeah, sure you beat Canada. WHO CARES?!!

Lets get ourselves to the top spot again. Oh, and hopefully in the process boost up my analytics and whilst doing so click on my ads and help me make a living?

Thanks.

Spontaneously falling asleep

2008-11-19T13:31:00.000-08:00

You know, there are times when you're mind is in such a hyper mood. You have so many post ideas. But then, there are those times when you have a mental block and when you try to think of something you're just, well, blocked?

I guess I'm just not in the mood.

Oh, I found these acronyms in some blog.

SIRIM - Saya Ingat Rambo Itu Melayu

FELDA - Father Engkau Lancapkan Dugong Aku

MARA - Mak Awak Rogol Aku / Monkeys Are Rare Animals

haha

What to do? What to do?

2008-11-16T20:36:00.000-08:00

It's only the fifth day of the holidays but I feel bored already. Lifeless too. I'm not alone though, most people would agree that these few days have been as boring as ever. Silence seems as loud as it is obvious, life is a void. Empty, dark and predictable. Thank God it's only 2 months. But this 2 months is so much better in comparison to the 10 months after that. Not to mention PMR.

Another thing that keeps me from passing away due to boredom is next year. I always find it exciting having a new class. Finding new friends. It's always an adventure, but sadly, the novelty usually wears off in a few weeks. I'm pretty satisfied with my results as I got 36/40 for science 1. Science 2 is a different story but I choose to be satisfied :)

This is a lesson to remember. Never ever underestimate the stupidity of idiots. Since last wednesday was the last day of school, officially, some people were a bit hyperactive. Such as me and everyone else. But in the humble class of 2 jati there were two heroes who felt that they weren't stupid enough and due to that day being the last of school they lased out their emotions.

As everyone knows, Arvind and Teck Yoong are a joke 'item' and have been doing stupid things since the beginning of the universe and last wednesday was off the charts. Before this they had their book games. Paper chess, Bionicle, Snakes 'n Ladders, etc etc.

This time, they went ninja. Arvind made a long paper sword or so I thought. It was actually a 'deadly' nunchuko which had, ..wait for it... a needle stuck to the end. So, while fighting with the villian, Teck Yoong, the needle from the tip of his weapon got loose and slipped, hit the fan blades and proceeded to hit Arvind in the face. Nicely missing his eye, Arvind's eye had a scratch next to it. I was laughing my head off when it happened. I knew I was uncaringly cruel but I didn't care. It was like revenge and I was ecstatic.

SERVES THE MENTAL RETARD RIGHT!

Jackass Juliet, won't you slap me

2008-11-13T20:41:00.000-08:00

Malaysian's are getting more, and more rascist everyday. Today I just checked my analytics and saw a few keywords which people searched on search engines to find my blog.

Malay vs Chinese: 2 hits

Malay: 1 hit

Wth is wrong with our country beechez? OR, it could be that it wasnt a Malaysian searching away for racial stuff since I've had people from Bahrain, Aussie, HK And many more reading my crap? Who cares..

Maybe I should try using this situation to my advantage by blogging about racial related things to attract more hits. Whaddyathink?

Chonny :)

CLICK MY ADS. LOVEYA MWAH :)

Hang Tuah and his origins

2008-11-12T18:35:00.000-08:00

got this off an Uncle Shawn's blog. Don't bother, none of you know him. Enjoy,..

To be taken with a pinch of salt

Recently, I was told that Hang Tuah (a legendary Malay warrior) is not Malay! I was dumbfounded and could not believe what I heard (of course this issue had to surface when racial integration in Malaysia is at its tipping point). Thus, I did a bit of research and this is what I found (please take note that it is a really long write up about Hang Tuah):

Taken from http://www.yellowbamboohk.com/yellowbamboo/Origins%20of%20Hang%20Tuah%20by%20John%20Chow.html

Origins of Hang Tuah ( and Hang Jebat Hang Lekiu etc)

By John Chow

Findings of the team of scientists, archaeologist, historian and other technical staff from the United State, United Kingdom, Germany, Canada, Yemen & Russia

The graves of Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat, Hang Lekiu and their close friends have been found and their skeletons had been analysed. Their DNA had been analysed and it is found that Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat, Hang Lekiu etc. are not Malay, but Chinese (Islamic Chinese, just like the famous Admiral Cheng Ho). Malacca was a protectorate of China at that time, and the Emperor of China sent the Sultan of Malacca “yellow gifts’ as a token of his sovereignty. The 5 warrior brothers were believed to be sent to help protect Malacca and its Sultan from Siam (Thailand).

The Sultans of Malacca was directly descended from the Parameswara from Indonesia who fled to Tamasek (Singapore) and then to Malacca. The Malaccan Sulatanate family eventually spread and became the Sultanate of the other Malay states of Perak and Johor. Therefore, the Sultanate royal court and the aristocrats of the Malay sultanates are actually foreigners from Sumatra and Java. Hang Tuah and his friends were the protectors of the Indonesian aristocratic Parameswara family who came to Malaya around 1400 AD and claimed sovereignty of the land.

John Chow’s notes:-

“Hang” is an unusual surname or name for a Malay. It sounds like s corruption of a Chinese surname.

In fact, Chinese names start with the surname first, and given names last. Malay names start with the given names first, and the father’s name last (as in Ahmad bin Yusuf which means “Ahmad, the son of Yusuf”). There is no surname in traditional Malay! There is no surname to carry forward to the next generation.

We also need to examine the genealogy. We know that Hang Tuah’s father was Hang Mamat. Here, we do not see a Malay name transmission. We see a name being carried forward. It is also noted that the placement of the name that is carried forward is in front. This indicates that the surname is “Hang”. It is the transmission of Chinese names.

We also know that Hang Tuah’s son is Hang Nadim. Again, the name “Hang” is carried forward, and yet again, auspiciously in front, as a Chinese name would be, with the surname in front. There is no indication of a Malay naming convention.

Note that Hang Nadim is also known as Si Awang (Malays would colloquially refer to others as “Si”. “A” or “Ah” is a common prefix for referring to others in Chinese. Thus, a person with surname Wang/Huang would be referred to as “Si Ah Wang” in Malaysia - Mr. Ah Huang) by the Malays.

Note that Hang Tuah’s mother is Dang Merdu. “Dang” would be quite an unusual surname for a Malay also. However, “Dang” or “Tang” is a common Chinese surname. Note that the name “Dang” is in front, signifying that this is a Chinese naming convention, yet again.

Some Malays will argue that “Hang” is an honorific term (Humba) for those that serve the royal courts. http://www.freewebs.com/suaraanum/0506b02.htm This argument is not tenable. Firstly, where is the precedence in sultanates that preceded the Malaccan Sultanate? Secondly, where is the evidence that this is so in succeeding sultanates? Thirdly, where is the evidence that this practice was carried out in the sultanate of that time? And has that Sultan given it to other court official and the royal family and their court officials and courtesans? Where is the evidence? Fourthly, since Hang Tuah’s father is called Hang Mamat, then he would have served the Sultan prior to Hang Tuah. But there is no evidence this is so. In fact, there is evidence that Hang Tuah was a very poor kid in the village. His father was not a high court official, and he was not brought up in the court. In addition, since if Hang Tuah’s father Hang Mamat had already served as a high court official, why must Hang Tuah be educated in Bahasa Melayu and court etiquette etc. again since the family is already indoctrinated in royal protocol?

"Dalam perbendaharaan nama-nama orang Melayu semasa zaman kesultanan Melaayu Melaka, tiada terdapat nama-nama seumpama Hang Tuah, Hang Kasturi, Hang Jebat, Hang Lekir, Hang Lekiu, ringkasnya ringkasan yang bermula dengan ¡®Hang¡¯. Sejarah juga telah mencatatkan nama-nama dari bangsa Cina yang bermula dengan Hang, Tan, Maa dan Lee. Ia bergantung kepada suku kaum atau asal-usul keturunan mereka dari wilayah tertentu dari China. Kemungkinan untuk mendakwa bahawa gelaran ¡®Hang¡¯ telah dianugerahkan oleh Raja-Raja Melayu juga tiada asasnya. "

The last sentence loosely translates as, "There's the possibility to propose that the term "Hang" conferred as a honorific by the Malay Kings also has no basis."

Moreover, before the time of the 5 warriors with their close families during this close period of relationship with the Chinese, there are no Malays with this name.

Note that the Chinese ‘princess’ who married the Sultan of Malacca was called “Hang Li Po”. Here, we not only see the same name, but the name is also in front, indicating a Chinese naming convention. Hang Li Po brought along with her many servants and bodyguards from China who became the Baba and Nyonya's of Malacca - these folk exist to this day. Chinese who do not know how to speak or write Chinese. They have been totally ‘malayanised”. Babas are people of Chinese descend who have been malayanised to such an extent that they wear Malay clothing, eat Malay food (with some Chinese food), speak Malay, and do not speak or write Chinese. Malacca is famous for its Baba communities. The only thing that is Chinese about them is that they are of Chinese ancestry. If you say that Hang Tuah is a Malay in the same sense that these Chinese have been malayanised, then you might be quite right. However, at this present moment, we are arguing on the basis whether he was an ethnic Malay or an ethnic Chinese, in the sense of blood ancestry. .

There is an old Chinese tradition where warriors or servants in the royal palace were given or re-issued with surnames given by the emperor, to signify that they belong to the emperor, or to one of his offsprings. Therefore, it is possible that some very special bodyguards of the emperor or the royal family, have the same surname to signify that they are a unit formed especially to protect that one owner. Since the Princess Hang Li Po was given away in marriage to a strategic partner whose land the emperor wanted to ensure is safe and stable, he assigned a group of able warriors to the Princess Li Po, and he gave their families the same surname. This is not an unusual practice for the Chinese emperor.

As for Hang Kasturi having 4 characters in his name, it is unusual, but it does happen that some Chinese have only 2 characters, and some have 4 characters in their names. For example, my paternal grandmother had only 2 characters in her name.

In the GENEALOGICAL TREE OF THE ROYAL FAMILIES OF PERAK STATE (http://www.geocities.com/aizaris/genealogy), you may note 2 things:-

1) Evidence that traditional Malay naming conventions do not carry the name of the father forward.

2) There is no surname to carry forward

3) Neither name nor surname are placed in front.

4) The genealogy of the early part of the lineage tree makes reference to Chinese ancestry:- “Putera Chedra China” “Puetra China” and then later “Paduka Sri Cina”

This proves there has been early Chinese links in the Malay/Indonesian races and aristocratic lineages.

One Malay argued that Hang Tuah was already in the service of the Sultan before Hang Li Po was sent to Malacca. However, there is not evidence of this. A probable reference is the semi folklore Hikayat Hang Tuah, whicjh is not very reliable as it has many contradiction to Sejarah Melayu. . From the Ming Dynasty chronicles does not mention Hang Li Po or Hang Tuah but did mention the trip of Sultan Mansur Shah. See: http://thepenangfileb.bravepages.com/histr36.htm

It is even possible that Hang Li Po was a minor “princess” (ie. only a daughter of a court official) who the emperor ordered to be given away to marry a vassal sate in order to ensue loyalty and close diplomatic relation. The whole event was blown up to given the foreign king a big ego boost that the great Chinese overlord gave him his own daughter in marriage! (It is doubtful that the conservative Chinese emperors would give their daughters away to somebody living in a foreign land very far away). It has happened before in the history of China. For example, the Tibetans think that their King Sonten Gampo forced the Chinese emperor to give away his daughter in marriage in order to make peace with great big powerful Tibet. The story from the Chinese side is that the Chinese emperor tricked the egotistical Tibetan king into believing that the palace maid was a princess and sent her off with her retinue and gifts. It was a ‘diplomatic trick”. Therefore, it is possible that the Chinese court repeated the trick on Sultan Mansur Shah, and gave him a “Chinese princess” with many gifts for the Sultan. In the meantime, he sent some warriors to the Sultanate to help ensure peace, safety and stability in the region – all in China’s national interests. Protect your friends and your interests will be protected. Or it could have been a ploy used by the Chinese emperor and the Malaccan sultan to use this marriage of a “princess” to deter the Siamese kings from encroaching on Malaccan territory. Siam would not dare to invade Malacca whose sultan is a son in law of the mighty Chinese empire!

Truth's out then. Hang Tuah was a small eye :) Yay, small eyes :) He probably ate char siew too. When his dad wasn't looking ;D

So, why do you do this to me?

2008-11-11T17:20:00.000-08:00

Wowie. Time really flies by. One day you're killing your teachers in a blog post and another, you're missing school. It's already the last day of school.

After umpteen weeks of not so patiently waiting, it's here. But, it doesn't feel like it should. I don't even feel the slightest urge to PARTTTTAAAAY ;DDD Ok maybe I do.

After sitting in class with a nonchalant look on my face and an expression similar to that on my heart, I went through the first few months of school. Boring as ever, I resorted to teasing/bullying Ng Jun Jie whom I had deemed gay and provoked to announce publically about his homosexuality. I remember at the first few days of school when we, we being me, Jun Jie, Chin Han and Wei Jing were playing Truth or Dare, there was this UGGGh, GIRL staring and smiling at us. Initially, I thought she was just weird and had nothing beter to do. I was wrong.

One fine day, Caryn, as I learned her name was told me a secret :) She was like, " Wingkeong, can I tell you a secret blablabla". She proceeded to reveal to me her past affections for my gay friend Jun Jie. As fast as greased lightning she added quickly,"That was last time though" and,"If you tell him, I'll kill you".

As you would have guessed, her threats of murder did not prevail for the next day, our hero, being noble and truthful, confessed the truth to his friend. He also warned his friend not to tell the evil Mage Caryn lest she cast an evil spell on our hero.

It was experiences like these that bonded me closer to my classmastes and vice versa. Experiences like defeating smelly girls, bullying short boys, picking on Arvind and Teck Yoong and many more. I also apologise to people I have teased/bullied. I know you enjoyed it very much.

and the Best Poser Award goes to....

You should see her old blog header. Too bad I didn't save it 'cos the moment I teased her she changed it straight away.

I apologise if I have embarassed anyone through this post but who cares. SCHOOL'S OVER.

Wow?

2008-10-09T02:50:00.000-07:00

Basically, the korean tigers are a bunch of korean guys who know taekwando and are awesome at it. They do performances and stuff. I found this video while video hopping. If there's such thing. Check out the somersaut thingy kick. o.o Can tryout for dynamitez eh?

A few more vids.

Tagged by a loser

2008-09-28T22:47:00.000-07:00

His name is Dang.

Tag Rules:
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.

Time: 4.03
Name: Stephen Wong
Sisters: 2
Brothers: -
Shoe size: 8-10
Height: Taller than you
Where do you live: My toilet
Favourite drinks: Water ;)
Favourite breakfast: Pork

Have you ever ;
been on a plane: Yes
Swam in the ocean: I guess?
Fallen asleep in school: All the time ;)
Broken someone's heart: Not that I know of
Fell off your chair: A lot. Usually 'cos I'm laughing my head off and lose balance
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: You're not worth my time babe ;)
Saved e-mails: Nope. Maybe? Dunno.
Chicken pox: I think so..
Sore throat: Yes
Stitches: Nope
Broken nose: No, but it's hurting right now..

What is your room like: Messy. Very.
What's right beside you: Listerine. Kills germs that cause Bad Breath, Plaque & the gum infection Gingivitis.
What is the last thing you ate: Prawn crackers. Mmmmm, calories :D

Do you ;
believe in love at first sight: Yeah, I do. But then again, love is blind so how do you see when you're in love? HAHA.

Last made you smile: Chonny :) Ni Hao Mah!
You last yelled at: My sister. Gosh, irritating much?

Today did you;
Talk to someone you like: Nahh.
Kissed anyone: I kissed my hand 'cos it smelled nice :)
Get sick: Not yet
Talked to an ex: Nopey
Miss someone: Yeah

Best feeling in the world: Falling asleep :D Definitely.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Yes.
What's under your bed: Mines a loft bed so, Computer, radio, books, listerine, hand cream, cologne, berjaya T, clock, phone, strepsils, pillow, towel, teddy bear, hair fragrance, etc etc. The list goes on..
What time is it now: 4.15

Random Qs:
Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now: Yuppo
Q: Do you have any siblings: Yes
Q: Do you want children: Hmmm, to start a football team, YEAH.
Q: Do you smile often: Very often
Q: Do you like your hand-writing: I like it, but my teachers.. They can't stand it.
Q: Are your toenails painted: One of them.
Q: Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: My parents :D
Q: What colour shirt are you wearing: Grey
Q: What were you doing at 7.00pm yesterday: Eating
Q: I can't wait till: I finish this post
Q: When did you cry last: In my dream
Q: Are you a friendly person: Yes
Q: Do you have any pets: Fishy Wishy.
Q: Where is the person you have feelings for right now?: Myself.
Q: Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now?: I guess so?
Q: Do you sleep with the TV on?: Yes.
Q: What are you doing right now?: Staring at the sun.
Q: Have you ever crawled through a window?: Yes.
Q: Can you handle the truth?: Can you?
Q: Are you closer to your mother or father?: My mirror.
Q: Who was the last person you cried in front of?: My imaginary friend.
Q: How many people can you say you've really loved?: I really love, everyone.
Q: Do you eat healthy? I'm on a high fat diet, but I drink water only so kind of both?
Q: Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you? Many times.
Q: How often do you go to church? Almost every week
Q: If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to? Sleep it off.
Q: Are you loud or quiet most of the time? Rapping in 'chinese'
Q: Are you confident? Very. Maybe over-confident? Who cares.
Q: 5 things I was doing 10 years ago: Pissing my kindy teacher off.
Q: 5 snacks I enjoy: Good food? I'm discerning but not fussy.
Q: 5 things I would do if I were a billionaire: Buy a billion things at a 1 ringgit shop ;D
Q: 5 of my bad habits: Falling asleep, biting my nails, and, err, zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Q: 5 places I have lived in: Somewhere, over the rainbow.
Q: 5 jobs I've had: I'm a big boss. Bow to me suckers. I rule.

Tag 5 people :
1. Sandra
2. Jun Wei
3. Irfan
4. Ellis
5. Ashleyy

They are noobs.

And, Happy Raya to all. Maaf zahir dan batin kerana aku awesome.

Struck down, but not destroyed

2008-09-23T10:43:00.000-07:00

So, I guess I'm looking forward to the holidays. I'd be a liar and a stupid one at that if I said I wasn't looking forward to it.

But,...

It's only one week. Time sure flies by huh? I mean, 7 months ago we were just beginning form two. What, happened? Time. Time happened. I hate time. One and a half years ago, I was singing in class, not bothering about anything. Not that I don't anymore, but that's beside the point.

Since I'm 14 now, I have a whole new set of problems.

Not that I didn't worry about PMR before this year. I just, never thought form three would come. But now, it seems so near. Funny isn't it? People kill time while waiting for something they look forward to but, when something that they dread happens, it just happens. Like lightning. It just happens.

I have no idea, why I'm suddenly worried about everything. Suddenly everything seems to matter.

WTF

oh and Dang, I'll do your tag tomorrow. AHAHA.

Bye bye

oh, and I created a facebook acc. people add me

Heath Crocker

2008-09-21T08:48:00.000-07:00

Yeah. I finally saw The Dark Knight. Yeap, outdated mucho. Awesome I tell you. Heath was awesome. Christian Bale was as expected lah. While I was watching a scene, I realised that the way the joker talks,... kinda similar to our beloved Chris Crocker.

They both like smiling.

The way they talk is kinda similar except, the Joker has a real deep voice and likes saying this..

whereas, Chris's voice is high-pitched compared to the Joker.

Sexyback at it's best.

Why do people step on snails?

2008-09-13T05:08:00.000-07:00

Yeah, Why? Does it give them some sort of perverse pleasure? Actually I started out wanting to post about the first time I met all my friends but that'll have to wait because I came up with the post title 'Why do people step on snails?' Then I thought, 'Yeah, Why?'

I mean, when I was at a church camp last year, I was walking with my 'macho' friend. He saw a snail slowly moving and chuckled with glee. He slowly took in a breath of air as he savoured the moment. Then, as quick as lightning..

The snail was destroyed. My stomach began to churn at the sight of it. Well, I just don't like squashing small bugs. Firstly, I have dignity. Secondly, it's disgusting. Thirdly, I have a life. Fourthly, if I were squashing a bug in my house, I'd have to wipe up the mess. Fifthly, I don't have the time for funerals.

Remember this?

Remember when snails were our friends? When in our loneliness, there was a friend. An undying relationship. Everlasting we thought. But, when maturity hit us. We didn't feel it. We turned our backs on the one who always was there.

Does it really have to be this way? The truth is, I don't really give a crap about the death of a million snails around the world but, give snails a chance lah. One day they may be extinct ok?

No, I have nothing against escargot. On the contrary, I love it. The texture, the taste, the feel. Mhhmmmmm, slurrrrrp. At least they don't look so disgusting when their cooked right? But still, whenever I eat escargot, I try not to think of the fact I'm chewing a snail.

Stop the killing. Snails are man's REAL best friend.

If I could fall into the sky,

2008-09-11T21:00:00.000-07:00

OMG this rocks :) David Archuleta so rocks my socks or underwear or whatever :P

Then I remembered this..

Yes, I love White Chick :D

Vanessa Carlton. The original one.

Yay, I did an update :) It's nice :P

If I were you

2008-09-09T18:30:00.000-07:00

lol?

Jumping To Conclusions

2008-09-08T18:34:00.000-07:00

Yeah. I'm updating for the sake of updating so don't pay attention to this post. Or if you're as lifeless as I am you can read until the bottom.

Wow, time really flies by. A year and a half ago, I was having fun. Singing in class? Wait, I still do but it's not the same. When I look back, I really miss it. All of it. But I guess I've moved on. A year ago, when someone said 1 Cengal I'd be like, huh? But now I've gotten used to not being form 1.

I don't even know what I'm talking about. Being form 2 sucks, and being form 3 is probably worst. Stupid PMR. Two of my friends are migrating to Singapore next year so 2009 is not a year I'm looking forward to. The reason, I say being form 2 sucks is because there's so much pressure. I don't work good under pressure, so I resort to bumming around and sleeping away the pressure and I'm proud to say it works.

Seriously. Try it. I love sleeping, don't you? Maybe I should change by blog title. I LIKE SLEEPING.

Maybe?

Because we can

2008-09-07T20:18:00.001-07:00

Ok, sorry for not updating for such a long time. My internet was down. Actually my com crashed. I have a new hard disc now. So mafan lah. Now I have to download everything again. GayGayGay.

Just to let everyone know, I cut my hair yesterday. I wanted longer bangs but my mum wanted short, so I had to give my plans up. Overall, it doesn't look so bad.

Since my com is lagging, and i can't seem to eject my mum's LOVE_HDVD thing, I can't install my phone suite, therefore I cant upload images, therefore I should stop saying therefore.

This is lame

My name is Erik

2008-08-28T09:37:00.000-07:00

and I am gay.

This is some poem I wrote for literature. It's not much but, hey I did this in 5 mins OK?! HAHA. Enjoy :)

The phantom hated Raoul,
But Raoul didn't care,
Because in his mind,
There was only Christine bare.

Because of this,
Erik was pissed,
So, he shook his fist and said this,
SCREW YOU RAOUL!

In his anger,
He took a hamburger,
and stuffed it in his liver,
and died forever.

Do I have a future in poetry? You tell me. HAHA,

Raoul posing :)

Come and think of me...

Erik being cute :D

It's so not nine in the afternoon

2008-08-19T21:52:00.000-07:00

Ok. The suspense is off. We can stop praying. Chong Wei lost. I'm not saying he sucks, he did his best so, there's always next 4 years.. To tell you the truth, I didn't really give him support because I was away at the time of the finals so, yeah. I'm a lousy Malaysian.

Chong Wei enjoys whistling in his free time, and what a cute pout too ;)

Lin Dan prefers thrusting his crotch..

I however, prefer posing :D Swearing too, but not so much ;D

That concludes my fabulous update. Snaps for Steve ;)

LinDan losing to Korea's Lee Hyun-il.

What was I doing yesterday?

2008-08-12T17:23:00.000-07:00

Yeah. I went to do KGT with Zian, Joshua, Mae and Siew Ho. We met up in front of KFC. After being blur for 30 mins, we went to meet Mae at Sandy. After that, we went to the other park. The park which one annoying neighbour, waited to prey unsuspecting victims.

I forgot to invite Eway :(

We were there for like 5 mins, Zian and another human who I cannot remember were swinging on the swings. So the boys and me, went to ask that lifeless retiree who reported to the school when Adam threw eggs at her house. Of course, we put on our biggest smiles and tried to act like we were not disgusted by her. God, you should have seen her hair. It's an insult to people who have hair, and I don't know many bald people so that means you. It's something like this

It's a Mullet for nuffnangs sake!, and it looked like maggi mee on the top. I had maggi mee for brekkie an I was beginning to feel my stomach churn at the sight of it.. So, she signed our survey form. Then she followed us back to the park. As quick as lighting, she reached for her camera and flashed away at Zian and the other girl. I think it was Assikin. Then she mumbled something about having proof and datin or something like that. Then, she whipped out her phone and proceeded to call the entire neighbourhood. At least, all the seniors. She was like, "You don't go, stay here". "Eh, I have a problem here, can you come up here".

Then she and her 'Save The Park' groupies talked to all of us. Oh, and she hates Zian. Me being wise and also starting to feel abit annoyed with the sight of her simply said,"Wont happen again ok?" Then she was like," You're ok boy, it's just that girl (points at zian), SO ARROGANT!"

Obviously, when she left, I was over the moon..

See?

Luckily, that nice old uncle saved us from what would have been very messy. Now, that scary woman went away, but according to siew ho, She was still spying on us from her window. Stalker much?

Siew ho is still coming up with an evil plan to spoil that woman's life.

What are you guys doing?

2008-08-07T21:16:00.000-07:00

Is that guy trying to do a split. He's just waiting to be ole-ed. Ridiculous or not? You tell me..

This is the convo I suspect was going on when this disgrace to Malaysian football happened..

Deco: Move or I'll blast your balls
Malaysian Defender: Hah! In your face. I have no balls :)
Deco: *Oles past him

Everything I want is here with me

2008-08-01T05:04:00.000-07:00

I wanna share with you a dream I had yesterday night. Now this is special, because I don't usually recall my dreams. All I remember is that I was wearing white underwear and I panicked. Because if you know me really well, you should know I hate white undies. So I looked all over my house to find a not white undie. I can't remember whether I found a pair of undies or anything but, yeah that's my dream.

This is fun, I should post more of my dreams :) Wan Jyn, I'll do your thingy another day :D

Nuffnang gift ideas contest

2008-07-28T19:35:00.000-07:00

I'm a happy blogger, therefore i'm a nice blogger :) So,

I would like to give iandang a Revlon Hair Straightener because apparently, his pubic hair isn't the only thing that needs straightening.

To find out more about this gift click *here *

I love you to bits Dang :P

If you don't know, I'm doing this as a participation in the Nuffnang gift ideas contest. Feel free to join it. While your out and about it, click my ads please. It's simple, at a click of the mouse, you can brighten my day.

Thank you readers.

Chelsea, Chelsea

2008-07-25T17:43:00.000-07:00

Yay, I'm happy :D My highlights aren't dead :DD Just a thought, do you post ur long blog post first, or do you enter a title. Do you wander aimlessly through your keyboard to express yourself, or do you plan your posts when the teacher is blabbling and your friend is snoring away. Unlike most people, the last thing I do is my title. Yes, even after the labels.

I guess it kinda reflects my life in that way. I found at some point in my life that people were getting more mature. Whether pleasant or unpleasant, I felt like I was talking to my parents. Bossy, bossy.

Not to say I'm lazy or anything but at times when I don't know what to write about, I touch the keyboard I think and the words just come. I don't know, its natural. I say something random, that leads to another thing, and finally when I end my post, I look back and I wonder in amazement. Did the boy who had writer's block moments ago do this? You tell me.

Sadly, this reflects my life as I said. Whether it's good or bad, It's unstable. I'm not good at planning, never have. People who know me, understand that I'm pretty irresponsible. I can take it. I can accept myself. But, yeah. Sometimes, I just think. Think. I dunno what to do. I was walking home one day, then liang being random asked me what stream did I wanna enter after PMR. I was like, I'm not even done planning whether I should wear boxers or briefs the next day, and yes I plan my undies beforehand. One of the few things I bother to think about. I was about to talk about under wear but I caught myself. Maybe another day.

I can be indecisive at times. I guess that makes me a hypocrite in a way, how I insulted Pn Wong. I don't regret it. I don't regret my life. But, well. I think I was being irrational. Back to topic, what is the topic? I don't even know how to end. Sheesh.

Err, err, err, hmmmmmmmmmmm, ERRR. Wo Pu Che Tao. Did I spell correct? Eh, my chinese pretty good arhh. I've been saying that alot these days. Ni hao mah? Wo se chung ming :D

Back to topic. I dunno. Anyway my dad is making me study. Why? come here and ask him. Maybe he'll lend you some logic =="

So I'll probably be low on updates, but click my ads. Ohh, err, by the way. CIAO ;D

and happy bday to my niece Chelsea :) She's turning 3 today. And btw, Malaysia has no hope of beating Chelsea. But with the corruption going on, My guess is that Malaysia FC will bribe Chelsea. But seriously, Chel trashed China 5 - 1, China trashed Malaysia 9 - something I think. So do the math. Will us Malaysians be gravely dissapointed, or shall we expect what's coming our way. Inevitable un-victory. Think about it.

Happy Bday babe :D

Funny how my blog song is Kelsey. I'd swim the ocean for you, the ocean for you, woaaoaoaoaoaoao Kelsey. Addictive. At least I think so. Kelsey, chelsea. Is no one getting sick of my blog song. I know I am.

Chronicles of Garnier: All your fault

2008-07-20T18:36:00.000-07:00

When I read my last post, I laugh :) I guess I was too angry to notice what I was doing but seriously, I'd rather get blacklisted then dye my hair black. So, I dyed my hair back yesterday. here are the pics.. Enjoy while you still can because I'm dying my hair next month.

From this,..

Through this,..

And this,..

Into this D;

HAHA :) Enjoy my masterpiece :DD I took it in my church toilet ;)

People, as you can see I'm really sad so if you are kind enough, there is a way you can brighten my day. Just click on my ads :) Thank you.

There's an enormous crater in your logic

2008-07-18T05:11:00.000-07:00

Yes, Pn Wong, there is. I'M SO FISSED RIGHT NOW. Just now at school Pn Wong asked me to re-dye my hair back. Think of it this way. It is im possible for my hair to become browner over time without dyeing it. The only logical explanation is that this shade of brown is natural. Look, I dyed my hair, then I cut it. I re-dyed it, then I re-cut it again. It is more likely that I would have coloured my hair extensions rather than the roots which means, if I re-cut my hair, all traces of dyed hair would be cut off. At least a month has passed since I redyed. This means no freaking way my roots can be coloured.

She herself said it looked ok, so how the freaking hell can my hair become this brown again. Like my dad says, I could have shampooed too much. Bullshit. There is no possible way my hair could have been bleached unless I used hair bleach on it. Btw, my dad is the same man who came up with the conclusion that my computer couldn't work when he couldn't access his email. Turns out, he forgot to connect to the internet.

It should be a violation to force a student to dye his/her hair. I mean, why the hell should a student damage his/her hair to make the school happy. I mean I damaged it once. She was happy. Is there something wrong with her eyes? Are you blind woman?

Hair once damaged is damaged forever. No amount of moisturisation will ever change that. The only way to really deal with damaged hair is to cut it off or wait for more hair to grow, then cut the damaged hair off. Hair is made of keratin and protein. Keratinized protein. The moment it emerges out of the hair follicle and out into the open scalp, it is dead. DEAD. Repeat, your hair is dead. The only way to have healthy hair is to maintain it.

So why am I going to damage my already dead hair to satisfy some woman. Like I said, there should be a freaking law. Everytime I shampoo, I'm gonna feel my dry, thin, damaged hair and I'll know it's all because of Pn. Wong. If I get split ends I'm never gonna forgive you woman.

I'm just so mad now. Pray for me and by me I mean my hair too.

Know what? After Open Day, she actually started to be nice to me. I could notice it. Guess her efforts are all wasted.

I. Hate. You. Woman.

I'm just having an episode. It'll pass.

Most likely I'm going to redye, but I'm not letting this go. The only thing that should be let go is her from her job. What an indecisive woman. Grrrrrrrrrrrr...

Cheer 08

2008-07-16T20:29:00.000-07:00

I came, I went, I saw. The determination, the fire, the spirit. I saw it all. God, I dunno how to elaborate. Sheesh. I'll just entertain you with some pics I took.

So we met at the Kelana Jaya LRT station. Siew Ho came at 7.30. Others came at 8.00 ++. But, me? I came at 8.00 on the freaking dot. According to Sarah, I was the most punctual :)

On the LRT some of us had too much free time..

Some of us were just being gay..

Trying to flirt with Sarah using his gay moves..

Siew Ho

Supermodel in the making :)

First camwhore pic of the day :)

A chubby Cheerleader :)

She Bangs

2008-07-14T18:26:00.000-07:00

I found this in my mail, I don't usually read my mail but I like this :)

Interesting?.. oh shit I have maths today :(

*click click*

Kelsey

2008-07-11T22:05:00.000-07:00

Vonne, I'll do your tag another day :)

This'll be a quickie cos I needa go Matrix soon. Yea, today is Cheer 08. After hard work and effort put in by the Dynamitez, it's finally here. Sorry for not coming today. Well, that's cos I'm going for a tryout for the 'against Taiwanese national team'. Wish me luck :)

Click my ads. Vote for ZIAN :D

Another thing, My analytics have been getting pretty high since I posted my camwhore pictures, so I'll probably do it again ;) Watch out for it, wait forever, if that's what it takes ;)

Stephen says: out

My friend is blur

2008-07-08T21:12:00.001-07:00

i need. i want. i have to. I MUST. says:
whos ben stiller?
i need. i want. i have to. I MUST. says:
sounds familliar
stephenn. I lied, says:
grrrr
stephenn. I lied, says:
google it

yes, it's ZIAN

I found this on youtube. Damn this girl rocks ;)

Draw A House?

2008-07-07T19:36:00.000-07:00

Based on your drawing and the 10 answers you gave this is a summary of your personality:
Your house tells the world that you ought to be a leader. You are good at making friends and when the joyful moment arrives, you make the most out of it. You love your house and family. You are a gifted artist as well. Once you have a problem, you need a friend with you. Your life is always full of changes. You are very tidy person. There's nothing wrong with that because you're pretty popular among friends. Your life is always full of changes.

You will avoid being alone and seek the company of others whenever possible. You love excitement and create it wherever you go. You have a strong personality and you like to command, influence and control people.

You added a flower into your drawing. The flower signifies that you long for love. It also safe to say that others don't see you as a flirt. You don't think much about yourself.

Errrrr, OK? It's a personality test lol. Dunno whether it's that accurate. Definitely wrong about the tidy thing. I mean, have you seen my room xD

Wanna try as well? http://drawahouse.com/

Whatever it takes

2008-07-05T06:36:00.000-07:00

Every 3 seconds a child dies of hunger or malnutrition in sub-Saharan - that means 30,000 children per day.
Official statistics show that 274 people die every hour of HIV/AIDS in sub-Saharan Africa (approximately 6,600).
That means 6,575 people die every day - 2.4 million people die every year at minimum.
Reports at the AIDS conference in Toronto (August 2006) claim the real number to be 9,000 - 10,000 people dying each and every day.

Similar cases are happening everywhere and all the time. Every second a child dies. Why am I posting this. Well, last friday's CF really softened my heart and touched me. It opened my eyes to the world. So many times we ask God for things we feel we need when we have so much.

There were many disturbing pictures that made me think. There was this picture of this christian being burned for his faith. He was a wearing a sky blue underwear. I felt like disposing all my underwears that were close to that shade at that moment. The pictures really made me realise all that I had.

Just now after the jogathon, I was really pissed because I only got 7th. I know many people think that's good, but considering the people I lost to, I don't feel too good about myself. But then, my thoughts raced to the pictures stuck on the windows at CF. To the girl who's feet were torn to shreds by a suicide bomber and there I was being pissy for getting 7th.

Another thing, I used to think that Malaysia was like the worst country to inhabitate. Until I saw the pictures that is. I used to think that corrruption was bad un til I saw this picture. A woman was beaten. Whacked on the street by police man. Violently, brutally by the upholders of the law, and why? Because a truck driver on the opposition side payed them to beat her.

After that there was a speech. I didn't really pay attention to anything but one part of the speech stood out. The part about the parent who protected her child from the earthquake. In her phone, in the drafts there was a message. I'd type it out, but I'd probably cry :D It really made me cry. I could tell Dang and Joshua shed a tear too ;)

Before this my parents used to tell me to pray for the earthquake victims. I didn't really care because, HEY I don't live in China babe. I feel so selfish now. For anyone who's reading this, be thankful, be contented.

Now that I've got this nagging thought off my chest I can finish this post :)

ciao, damn that's long. The camwhore thing sequel is coming. Watch out for it :)

Wondering if I should

2008-07-01T18:38:00.000-07:00

Yesterday I was bored, so I camwhored. Enjoy?

Do I look like Bin Hao? xD

Now I look like Sarah :)

Poser alert ;D

Don't I look happy without braces ;)

They call it studying ;)

Thinking, thinking....

Take #2 I like this better :)

Can't touch this. Its hot ;)

Only my sexy hands can :P

Grillz are sexy

2008-06-29T07:41:00.000-07:00

Right Mae?

You be the judge, TOMORROW. At least I have something to look forward to at school ;DD

I'm a Tapir

2008-06-25T18:33:00.000-07:00

Wow! Yesterday was so tense. Thank God it's like only once a year. It was boring but I made it through. I tried doing sudoku, which my teacher gave me. Tapir's can't do sudoku. Then, I pergi lepak. Alot of people went back early, leaving poor people like me, Xiann, Weng and alot of people larhhh, waiting alone in the boredom. Some people didn't come...

Pergi mana ya?

Then my mum went to see teacher. At first she just talked to Cik Suhaila. Which reminds me, can someone recommend me a good BM tuition? Then while I was still safe, she bothered to read the Hebat ponteng thingy. Eh, must see Pn Choong larhh. My worst fears were coming true. When I came in, just as I expected, Pn Wong was wandering aimlessly, no hope, no future. Then, as I sat on the sofa, Pn Choong pounced on me, and in one big bite, swallowed my head. OK, thats not how it happened, but that would have been much easier. There was a long talk. Some laughs. Pn Wong cracked a joke,..... and laughed at it. Well, it's a once in a lifetime experience. Pn Puah wasn.t really in the convo but, she kept cutting in. She was like agreeing all the time with Pn Choong. Not that it was bad. She was like, Wingk, u are smart larhh and some stuff lidat. Miss Sathya, was like damn left out, she was like walking around sitting on an occasion with her apple green outfit. Somehow, I knew she was eavesdropping :DD Finally after the convo, My mum was like "Hiya, waddayaar name againaa arhhh, orhh yar sathya right? eh still teach wingk? oh ". Pn Choong proceeded to crack yet another funny joke. har har. Then I went back. Luckily my mum didn't do another repeat of last year. She took out her handphone, and videotaped herself saying the five daily dos. You know the ancient writings that don the walls of the form 1 block. Well, that was last year. Yesterday I was spared the embarassment :)

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this tapir thing is just a phase

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Stop global warming, buy me a drink

2008-06-20T18:54:00.000-07:00

This rocks :D I likey theme song...

I was born to be 14

2008-06-17T17:36:00.000-07:00

Some people have no life. Yesterday, I was reading the newspaper and something caught my eye.

JOHOR BARU: A restaurant worker who flagged a passing car for help to save his dying mother was instead robbed and beaten unconscious by the occupants of the vehicle.

By the time help arrived about two hours later, his mother had died from an asthma attack

WTH weih...

I like Monsters now

2008-06-14T07:03:00.000-07:00

Ciao Spongebob. Goth is sexxxaaaaay.

Why I like Monsters

2008-06-12T19:37:00.000-07:00

1. Monsters are cool
2. Monsters are sexy
3. Monsters are really cool
4. Monsters are really sexy
5. Monsters are really cool and really sexy
6. Monsters read my blog
7. Monsters like me
8. My teachers are monsters so I must like monsters
9. I am a monster
10. Monsters have bad breath
11. Monsters are hot
12. Monsters watch pokemon
13. Monsters cry when they watch pokemon
14. Monsters are usually 14 years old
15. When monsters turn 15 I'll be 15 too
16. Monsters are scary
17. Monsters have bad hygiene
18. Monsters have body odour
19. Monsters scare teachers away even though teachers are monsters too
20. My friends are monsters
21. Monsters scream and sing with broken voices.
22. Monsters act blur
23. Monsters imitate poser #1
24. Monsters are crazy
25. Monsters like kissing cute boys
26. Monsters are cute
27. Monsters are boys
28. Monsters are girls
29. Monsters are small
30. Monsters are huge
31. Monsters play maple
32. Monsters are ethanists
33. Monsters live in aus
34. Monsters are gay
35. Monsters are straight
36. My ex-teachers are monsters too
37. Monsters come in different colours
38. Monsters like pulling my hair 'cos my hair rocks
39. Monsters look like teddy bears
40. Monsters are really tall

I like spongebob now :)

Memoirs of a camwhore

2008-06-05T00:14:00.000-07:00

It's been almost two weeks and holidays are almost over. I hate that feeling. Just thinking about going back makes me emo. It's like after The Click Five concert I'm gonna sleep and wake up and eat and sleep and go to school. Hopefully the teachers will be blind enough to not notice my hair. I didn't colour it, I swear ;)

I'm gonna miss being bored because of the lack of study. I'm gonna miss sleeping in like hell. I'm gonna miss having 24 hours Datin-free.

Since the only thing I can look foward to is the concert, I'm gonna rub it in all of you people who can't go's faces ;)

WOOT! I'M GOING CLICK 5 ;) WOOT! I'M GOING CLICK FIVE ;) WOOT! I'M GOING CLICK FIVE ;) WOOT! I'M GOING CLICK FIVE ;) WOOT! I'M GOING CLICK 5 ;) WOOT! I'M GOING CLICK FIVE ;) WOOT! I'M GOING CLICK FIVE ;) WOOT! I'M GOING CLICK FIVE ;) WOOT! I'M GOING CLICK 5 ;) WOOT! I'M GOING CLICK FIVE ;) WOOT! I'M GOING CLICK FIVE ;) WOOT! I'M GOING CLICK FIVE ;)
WOOT! I'M GOING CLICK 5 ;) WOOT! I'M GOING CLICK FIVE ;) WOOT! I'M GOING CLICK FIVE ;) WOOT! I'M GOING CLICK FIVE ;) WOOT! I'M GOING CLICK 5 ;) WOOT! I'M GOING CLICK FIVE ;) WOOT! I'M GOING CLICK FIVE ;) WOOT! I'M GOING CLICK FIVE ;)

As much as I hate to

2008-05-30T00:39:00.000-07:00

Guess who's back :D

As boring as his blog may be, you've gotta give him a hand for having a million hits. YES, you heard right, PM turned meanie has a million hits. In 30 days, since May 1 when he created a waste of web space he refers to as a blog, Miracle Man has touched the 1st Million Mark.

To hit the million marks in blogging is quite tough for a new blogger. It may takes a few years before being able to achieve this but to do it within 30 days is truly amazing. Smile all you want Mahatir, we're gonna give you an atomic wedgie you won't forget. Now, to figure out how to do that...

What I want for christmas

2008-05-29T00:14:00.000-07:00

I like :)

Get one :D Everyone will wanna be your friend if you wear one :)

-

At least I will.... xD

Unending.

2008-05-26T23:29:00.000-07:00

Stupid Americans... xD

Yay Mae's getting braces ;DDDDD

Caught in the moment

2008-05-24T00:13:00.000-07:00

At first, I didn't really understand why Dr. M wanted to resign from UMNO. I never liked him anyway. OR, any Malaysian politicians for that matter. We are a dying nation. What happened to the time when we had real leaders governing our nation. Leaders like Tunku Abdul Rahman. People who believed in a Malaysian Malaysia. I remember saying he was my tokoh in Kevin's sivik lesson 'cos he is dead, and I wanted to die too one day.

After reading Kevin's post I was like OMG Mahatir is such an asshole. Well, I just plain hated the dude. BUT, now I have a reason to be pissed. I know I'm a typical malaysian blogger. The kind who blogs hate-posts about their country. The reason Malaysians are pissed, is for the obvious reason the shitbrains governing our nation suck. It's as simple as that. Think about it...

I'm gonna stop myself before I get nasty.

I'm losing faith.

I'm probably gonna be a little low on updates because holidays make me lazy. Can't wait for The Click 5 ;)

I suck at talking politics but I'm good at hating

Stay Stiff

2008-05-21T19:01:00.000-07:00

They have skills :)

Yayie! I can go Genting :DD

Two All-Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles, Onions On A Sesame Seed Bun! Now I just need to do it in 4 seconds :)

Just like it should

2008-05-19T17:38:00.000-07:00

I'm sure everyone feels relaxed. I mean, exams are freaking over, what's there to be tensed. Some how, because of this lack of study, I feel bored, and at times empty. Usually this feeling comes when I'm homesick. But, in this case I was sitting next to my mum in church when I felt this emptiness. I didn't know why, but it was there. I know this sounds weird coming from me, mainly 'cos I hate studying. I have the inability to study. But, now that exams are over, I should be partying. NOT, feeling void.

Wake up Stephen.

One more thing. Today while walking to school for volleyball, Mr. Siva called me in. In a way that was ok, 'cos I didn't have to take the long way. But, he asked me my name. So I intelligently said, "form two?" He was like,"NAME". I told him my name then he let me go. I know I'm a bit too young to be posting about Mr. Siva but I'm gonna get it in morning session. I just know it. Now he knows my name, I have something to be afraid of.

PRAY FOR ME :D I'm dead...

So you can see how beautiful you are

2008-05-15T17:45:00.000-07:00

One day, I was slacking on the sofa, watching the world pass by. I had done everything, read, slept, played with something, watched tv, whacked my sister, but nothing could make me feel like I was having fun. It was like a void in my heart. I was longing for something, and in my heart there was a bra shaped hole.

My basic instincts lead me up the stairs, into the forbidden kingdom. The Masturbate room. I mean, Master bedroom. I wandered aimlessly around the seemingly big bed. I emptied purses, totes, clutches and many fun filled containers. Then, I discovered the closet. Inside there were many clothes. I was attracted to the lingerie section. It was fate that had brought me there. After picking a bra from the wide variety of undergarments, I finally settled on a black, sexy one from Agent Provocateur.

I quickly removed my shirt in glee. I had seen how the bra was applied and how it was removed in movies I had seen with my father many a time. It felt tight and the lace caused me to feel itchy, but with dogged persistance and never-say-no attitude I managed to slip on the bra which was no easy feat as I was fat at the time. I felt good. This bra gave me confidence. With my new undergarment, I felt I could take on the world. I picked a tight shirt from my closet and pushed it on.

I admired myself in the mirror. I loved how the shirt complimented my assets. After camwhoring, I descended down the stairs with full confidence. I took out my bike, and rode down the street. Many men walked into poles while looking at me. How that happened was beyond my understanding. I very quickly found out how it worked. I spotted a sexy woman walking in my direction. I was oblivious to the fact that I was steaming and most importantly, that I was still on my bike. The inevitable occured and I was sprawled across my neighbours car with the alarm going off. When the woman approached me, I realised that it was my friend who was just wearing his mother's bra.

It is experiences like this that have moulded me into the fine, young man I am today. I was going to say this for my oral, but I was too shy. Wei Jing talked about A.D.H.D. Eh, do you think I have ADHD?

Dream within a dream

2008-05-12T20:39:00.000-07:00

Awaken your soul with Chris Crocker xD I watch this when I'm emo.

Listen up Dang :)

UH-HUH. Krys Crocker rocks :)

For the next year

2008-05-12T17:21:00.000-07:00

ok. I know this is what, 4 months late? But, anyway
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIANG(DAM KAU BELATED)

Sorry, I didn't get you anything.

I wanna Chris Crocker T

2008-05-11T18:01:00.000-07:00

HAHA :D Remember this commercial. So friggin cute >.<
He is so smooth. I must get tips.

People click my ads please.

A fall from heaven

2008-04-23T20:40:00.000-07:00

I'm pretty sure everyone hates that bitch. I'm talking about the lady you have to squint to notice. The lady who's invisible at night. Narlini, duhh! She is fucking rascist. She just can't stop picking on people of a lighter shade.

The only student, who ever talks to her, is like the most anti-social person in my class. But, when it's bacaan, she lightens up. She talks to Cik Narlini as if they'd been BFFs since infancy. She so oblivious, she doesn't even realise she's bowing to Cik Narlini as they laugh together. When it finally occurs to her that she would be more comfortable sitting down, she moves to a table right in front of Cik Narlini. They continue on their conversation which seems like forever which is amazing, considering that she can hardly carry a conversation for more than a minute with her classmates.

I wonder what they talk about. Sun block? Fat chance. There was even this once, the anti-social girl was walking with her friend, indian obviously and they walked past Cik Narlini. She put on her best smile and wished her good afternoon. I proceeded to die.

Crazy for you

2008-04-23T17:25:00.000-07:00

I hate waking up in the morning. I hate tuition. I hate getting ready for school. I hate school. I hate Datin. I hate Cik Cho. I hate Pn Wong. I hate Cik Narlini. I hate having to record the shit that comes out of Datin's mouth. I hate schoolwork. I hate homework. I hate sejarah. Hmmmm, I like sleeping :D

Zomg. Exam is in 2 weeks. I am screwed. I've only just begun studying chapter 2 science. I can hardly understand Taburan Penduduk and the chapters after that. Sejarah; the uncomprehendable subject. I mean, WTF is the book talking about. It's like a never ending story that laughs at it's own jokes.

Guess I better get back to studying. Tata

If I could just see you, tonight

2008-04-19T06:44:00.000-07:00

Cicakman is out to get you ;)

I'm not the one to blame

2008-04-16T04:36:00.000-07:00

I just realised something. 'Cos i was doing literature and i was supposed to be doing literature workbook, but thanks to my procrastination (it's a gift) I haven't bought it yet :DD

Erik the Phantom is like the pimp, Christine is a young hooker and Raoul is a billionaire playboy. Think about it.

Poser #2 attempting to be Poser #1 xDD HAHA, she's so hot in this pic ;) Not bored of laughing my head off at it yet.

On me

2008-04-13T03:50:00.000-07:00

Zian made me addicted to him again xDDD

Fruit basket :) HAHAHAHAHAHA

Woo! man

2008-04-13T02:43:00.000-07:00

I've just came back from scouts camp. Yes Mr Colin I have fixed the last post. Camp was tough but fun.Sleepless nights caused by rain doesn't help the tough part, but it was great. Hell yeahh :)

Well, today I was reading the newspaper. Yes, I do read ==" Back to the unfinished sentence, I saw yet again another article about Sufiah. I now she's a maths prodigy and all, but she's just a human. People lay off her, she has a life stop depriving her of it. She's doing what she wants with her life.

If you wanna cuss at anyone, screw her parents. Oh yeah, I'm learning What Goes Around Comes Around haha :D

All set baby

2008-04-10T19:55:00.000-07:00

Yes :D Finally, I have gotten everything I need for skills camp. Dang, faster pass tenderfoot larhh dude. HAHA. Yesterday was like so freaking rush but finally I'm all set. I just came back from collecting twigs and dry leaves with Eric. Sorry I was so slow :(

We were too lazy so we only got twigs. Crap, I forgot. I have to buy a woggle now. I lost mine. Mr Colin is gonna screw me :( Well, at least I'm done fixing my uniform.

Sunkissed Skytears

2008-04-10T04:35:00.000-07:00

I find this vid cute, in a sad kind of way :)

Through my eyes

2008-04-09T04:55:00.000-07:00

Today sucks. I was feeling so emo today. After Pn. Angie scolded me i just couldn't pay attention in class. I kept praying she wouldn't scold me again for not bringing my book. I don't think many people noticed anyway. Thanks for the hug btw Aaron :)

Later while walking back, Eric told me that Andrew, Kevin's friend passed away yesterday. I don't know if it's true but I felt like crying the moment I found out. I didn't really know the guy, but his death kind of toppled my unstable emotions. I guess I didn't pray hard enough.

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Patrol meeting tomorrow. After Maju

Seeing in black and white

2008-04-08T05:20:00.000-07:00

What can I say, today wasn't unusual or special in any way. HAHAHA. Maybe not for me though :) Gratzz Mae on getting kissed by Zian. Mae spoiled a beautiful school moment by wiping her lips. Boo sama Mae. Shame on you larhhh.

Yeaaaa ;DD I'm in MSSS for Volleyball. Yay mehh :)

To tell you I love you

2008-04-06T05:04:00.000-07:00

This guy is cool...

Saying goodbye

2008-04-03T17:19:00.000-07:00

I know this sounds abit awkward coming from me, but I'm gonna miss all of you. The first time Kevin came into my class, my thoughts reflected the rest of the entire afternoon session. This guy's pretty gay. As I got to know you more, I gained your respect and you gained mine. I know it wasn't a long time ago that you were sitting next to Patrick while he strummed his guitar. That was like 1 week ago.

It's not easy saying goodbye. I know you've only taught me for like what, 2 months? Shit. This is the hardest part. So, with a heavy heart and a shaking hand I bid you farewell.

Gayest teachers ever :)

She tags me

2008-03-31T20:37:00.000-07:00

Pearl-lyn. Happy now?

1. What was your dream during your childhood?
I used to tell my teachers I wanted to be a thief but I guess I've always wanted to be chef.

2. Do you like rainy days or sunny days? Why?
It depends on my mood, like if I'm emo rain suits the mood. It's also nice to sleep no rainy days. I usually play football on sunny days 'cos the field's usually dry, but in the end I usually come home sweaty and my face is just a lighter shade of coal.

3. Which colour do you like better? Black or White? Why?
Black. 'Cos it's classy and black goes with anything. White is just really plain :(

4. Who would you marry?
One word. YOU

5. Where do you want to go most? Why?
I wanna go to heaven :DD

6. Which part of yourself do you love the most?
I like my hair 'cos its fun to play with :)

7.When you encounter a sad moment, what do you do?
Tell my friends.

8. What are you afraid of losing the most?
The people I love.

9. If you met someone you love, would you confess to him/her? Or just keep it secret,observing?
I'll let you know ;)

10. List out 3 good points of the one who tagged you.
She has sexy eyebags, she's my friend and, hmmmm she tagged me?

11. What are the requirements that you wish for your other half?
A great personality, pretty and she has to make me feel good.

12.Up to now, what is the moment you regret most?
Freeloading too much.

13. Which type of person do you hate most?
Backstabbers.

14. What is your ambition?
Still deciding...

15. Would you rather be someone else at this very moment?
Nope. I'm much hotter :DD

16. If you can have 2 dreams to come true, what would it be?
Own the world. Oh, and fire Cik Cho.

17. What do you think is most important in your life?
Friends and family.

18. Who’s your favourite cartoon character?
Bubbles :)

19. What will you do if the world ends tomorrow?
Change to another planet?

20. The most worthwhile decision you’ve ever made in your life so
Doing this tag?

I TAG

Mae
Krystin
Dang
Mr. Kevin

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Mae's turn

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be, and why? Do a serious one for some major thinking, or shuffle your iPod/winamp/media player for a bit of silliness!

1) Opening credits :
It's My Life - Bon Jovi
Hell Yeahh :D

2) Waking Up :
6 Minutes - Jonas Brothers
I need 6 minutes more :)

3) First date :
First Date - Blink 182
This sond is so pressuring, especially on a first date.

4) First kiss :
Kiss the girl - Ashley Tisdale
Motivation music?

5) Falling in love :
I Don't Love You - My Chemical Romance
I don't love you, like I did YESTERDAY. haha

6) Seeing an old love :
Over It - Katharine McPhee
I'm over it but I wouldn't mind flirting with you?

7) Heartbreak :
Teardrops On My Guitar - Taylor Swift
I don't really own a guitar ;D

8) Driving Fast :
Tokyo Drift - Teriyaki Boys
Adrenaline.

9) Getting ready to go out :
Take You There - Sean Kingston Take me there :)

10) Partying With Friends : Dance Floor Anthem - Good Charlotte Party like there's no tomorrow :DD

11) Dancing at a club : Panic At The Disco - It's Time To Dance 'Cos I love it.

12) Flirting : Clumsy - Fergie Clumsy 'cos I'm falling in lurvee :)

13) Feeling sexy: Touch My Body - Mariah Carey Title says it all.

14) Walking along in the rain: With You - Avril Lavigne I'm with you ;)

15) Missing someone: Your Call - Secondhand Serenade The melody fits.

16) Playing in the ocean: Drowning - Backstreet Boys Drowning in the ocean :)

17) Summer vacation: Summer Love - Justin Timberlake I love summer ;DD

18) Fighting with someone: I Hate Everything About You - 3 Days Grace I hate your hatefulness?

19) Acting goofy with friends: Berilmu Untuk Berjasa - SMKDJ Acting goofy during assembly ;)

20) Thinking back: Tatoo - Jordin Sparks I got a tattoo in the past?

21) Feeling depressed: Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie Big girls don't cry, big boys do ;DD

22) Christmas Time: I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Clause Naughty kids get kisses :)

23) Falling asleep: Awake - Secondhand Serenade Stay awake for me, I don't wanna miss a thing.

24) Closing credits: Rehab - Amy Winehouse Rehab is the way to end a movie :D hehe

I tag Dang, Ashley, Liang and Zian

Finally

All I want

2008-03-30T19:18:00.000-07:00

Well, I saw this vid at my nephew's baptism. Ryan is hot :) I kinda cried the first time I saw it at Ryan's church ;P I saw a skit that was supposed to be this vid at last week's CF. Pretty damn good. I fought back the tears and they gave way. Hehe. Mae cried, I think. Dude, I havn't posted vids for a long time..

The guy acting as Jesus freaks me out..

I am a Rabbit

2008-03-13T23:50:00.000-07:00

I just realized that while children are dogs ... loyal and affectionate ... teenagers are cats. It's so easy to be a dog owner. You feed it, train it, boss it around. It puts its head on your knee and gazes at you as if you were a Rembrandt painting. It bounds indoors with enthusiasm when you call it.

Then around age 13, your adoring little puppy turns into a big old cat. When you tell it to come inside, it looks amazed, as if wondering who died and made you emperor. Instead of dogging your doorstep, it disappears. You won't see it again until it gets hungry ... then it pauses on its sprint through the kitchen long enough to turn its nose up at whatever you're serving. When you reach out to ruffle its head, in that old affectionate gesture, it twists away from you then gives you a blank stare, as if trying to remember where it has seen you before.

You, not realizing that the dog is now a cat, think something must be desperately wrong with it. It seems so antisocial, so distant, sort of depressed. It won't go on family outings. Since you're the one who raised it, taught it to fetch and stay and sit on command, you assume that you did something wrong. Flooded with guilt and fear, you redouble your efforts to make your pet behave.

Only now you're dealing with a cat, so everything that worked before now produces the opposite of the desired result. Call it and it runs away. Tell it to sit and it jumps on the counter. The more you go toward it, wringing your hands, the more it moves away.

Instead of continuing to act like a dog owner, you can learn to behave like a cat owner. Put a dish of food near the door and let it come to you. But remember that a cat needs your help and your affection too. Sit still and it will come, seeking that warm, comforting lap it has not entirely forgotten. Be there to open the door for it.

One day your grown-up child will walk into the kitchen, give you a big kiss and say, "You've been on your feet all day. Let me get those dishes for you." Then you'll realize your cat is a dog again.

Summer Nights.

2008-03-12T09:45:00.000-07:00

I'm back :) Went for a party thrown for Kevin, Chuah and Tysern at Riana Green. Honestly, I thought they weren't gonna come after it got dark. Sorry lah :) Mae came after them. She was the only girl there :( See lah girls, never come teman Mae. I know what E-way's thinking. 'What did you all do to poor Mae'. HAHAHAHA.

Later, DJ's finest football players successfully smashed a lamp with a ball, by accident. DUH. Me and Eric were like running through the back whenever the security people were doing their rounds. Those dungus didn't even bother. Kevin and associates went to tesco to buy Anchor. Sorry I'm sober :DD

Eventually, the inevitable occured. A slightly more then dungu asked us to pack 'cos some people complained. He noticed the glass on the floor. Kitson and Weibin got their names written down by the dungu. He thought Kitson was crying. Stupid 50 bucks.

I went back with a smile on my face and a potato ball in my mouth. Did I mention Eric, Me, Kitson and Weibin made mash potato balls? More like Pn. Lee balls. Here's to my anchormen, truly anchormen in more ways than one.

It was a Nike by the way. The ball. Yeaa.

Conclusion: Nike is evil.

Since you've been gone

2008-03-06T22:16:00.000-08:00

Wowie :) It's been ages since my last post. So much has happened. Not that I can recall but yeahh. I've been banned from my com until todayy :DD For those wondering how DJ did in -15 for volleyball, we lost the first match. Eric's bros gonna train us. Next year we are gonna win. I feel so relaxed today. I don't have to friggin study anymore :) Cept' for next term.

shit

Some balls are higher

2008-01-29T18:39:00.000-08:00

Hi bloggy :) I'm at cc :P I'm going to school later. I have Jun Jie's singing to look forward to =="
Yeah, he and his broken voice.. Imagine him serenading me with bubbly. Annoying shit weih. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh yeah, I got picked for the school team. For now..

Before I forget,

Happy B'day Chanel :DD
Hello white hair.

HAHAHA. Have a great B'day :D

Breaking News : Someone's Gay

2008-01-14T03:13:00.000-08:00

Monday, 2 Jati - The rumours have been true. The accused Ng Jun Jie has been charged with homosexuality. After openly sharing his story with 2 Jati, Inspector Stephen Wong has caught the villian in the act. This may come as a shock to most people who know Jun Jie. A boy who did not want to be mentioned said this, 'Ng Jun Jie is the straightest fuck you could ever meet'. So much for being straight ;)

HAHAHA X) I couldn't resist ;) Today was cool. Before rehat sucked, but after reccess wasn't too bad. I played Dare or Dare with Chin Han, Wei Jing and gayest of all Jie Jie. It was like playing with standard 6's :( GayGayGay. We played some kind of guessing game with our Seni teacher :) I bribed Jun Jie to volunteer with 1 lousy buck. My ungrateful class friends forgot to thank me. Retards xO Today was also the third time I accidentally went into Batai D;

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I made a broom/doodle for my PMD. Siew Ho, give it back.

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Or else.

Angels in my underwear

2008-01-11T03:25:00.000-08:00

I'm so happy today :DD Well...I met some of my DU friends at cc today. That's a long way to walk 0.0 I just realised something. I was the first DJian to log on to MSN today. Here's the rankings, beginning with the king, namely moi.

1. Stephen the Greatest
2.Joshua
3.Eric
4.Adele
5.Dangie

For those who tried hard but didn't get your name here, I'm sorry 'cos I didn't notice your pathetic log-in. Anyways what's important is that I'm first :DD

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Idle cannons and omelette

2007-12-30T03:07:00.000-08:00

Lemme make this short. I just went to Penang and came back. I'm tired and pissed. I wanna take a bath. Oh, and I love my pillow ;)

-outie-

Black chocolate

2007-12-23T07:32:00.000-08:00

I have here a message of hope. A promise of dreams come true, of desires fulfilled. It is...a wish list!!

1 Long life and happiness for my friends and family. Comment your thanks kayee??
2 New shoes.
3 New phone.
4 Santa to work for me.
5 Another pair of jeans.
6 Some love :)
7 A new pendant.
8 A football 'cos mine's screwed.
9 A luxury airplane.
10 A sexy car.
11 The moon.
12 Toothpaste :)
13 Cheese
14 A big heart in the sky with my name in it :DD
15 You.

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Oh, before I forget, Happy B'day Mummy :DD

Standing me for 13 years must be a pleasure. Care for more?? HAHA. Stay young, stay alive. Have a great Christmas too :DD

Stephanie

2007-12-20T08:46:00.000-08:00

Yayie! My sis got her period :) Joy to the world. I'm sure there are many more to come. Jia you Jia you! HAHAHAHA.

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Stupido.

2007-12-14T08:25:00.000-08:00

Today we went to the Curve. We being ME, Mae, Zian and Jeremy :) Other friends were supposed to come but very thoughtfully FFK-ed.

We were supposed to celebrate Yukes b'day but he didn't come. Mum dropped me at secret recipe and i enjoyed a disgusting Bolognese. Dessert was yummy but ruined by Jeremy 'cos he couldn't leave my food alone =.=" After that we walked around. Jeremy disappeared. We waited for him at Starbucks. Mocha Frap's yummy as always :P Bored, we went to see Heartbreak Kid. Pretty cool, but it was freaky, especially Lila :P

Audrey's tag makes me lag :P

2007-11-17T02:33:00.000-08:00

List down 8 facts about yourself

Rules:
1. Each blogger must post these rules.
2. Each blogger starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. Bloggers that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their eight things and post these rules. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
4. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they've been tagged and to read your blog.

onepotato.
I'm sitting down. Yeap. I am :)

twopotato.
I can't study. I lose concentration easily 'cos the world has so much better things to do..

threepotato.
I don't like serious people. It gets irritating sometimes and turns me off.

fourpotato.
I like food. I like eating. I eat alot. Ask Dang. I don't become fat.

fivepotato.
I had 3 nuggets and milo for brekkie today ;)

sixpotato.
I like laughing. Sometimes I laugh at people falling down. HA HA HA...HARH! With Liang in the class it's impossible not to laugh for the whole day.

sevenpotato.
I'm straight ;P

eightpotato.
I'm standing up now :P

I tag:
Ashley, Dang, Zian, Zhi Hoe, WanJyn, Jerrica

There. Done. Finished. Whoooh.

Thanks for the memories

2007-11-15T18:10:00.000-08:00

Schools finally over ! Yesterday was the last-est-est day of school :) I arrived there at 12 20 and saw no one in the school. So, I talked to Siew Ho until more people came. We talked about ways to kill ants. Weird? Anyway when everybody came (not many people 'cos it was only cengal guys) we started talking about Gunz =.= Nothing better to talk about :) Then, Siew Ho went to work and we went back in and talked about...more Guz? The class was quiet...for awhile. One teacher made ME and Liang stand 'cos we were playing football with the duster. I wanted to tell the bitch we were using our hips so it's not football =.= It seems like Gunz is the topic of the day 'cos guess what we were talking about most of the time _ _ _ _ Four letters. Gunz! We talked about online games for awhile. We are so cool =.= Then I played bottlecaps with Heng Weng and he won :'( But only 'cos I gif him chance :) and 'cos my shot was too soft :) Hehe. We also did our version of where'd you go. I rapped, Liang hummed and Dang b-boxed. Then rehat! The last rehat of the year. It was nice 'cos there was like nobody in the canteen. Shortly after we got back to class, Pn Jaliah thoughtfully asked us to help her stamp stuff. Basically, work. That is how I ended the great day. Stamping stupid books :( Anyway I'll miss each and everyone of you who made school managable. I HEART Y♥U ALL!!! YAYIE.

For the 2008 1 Cengal, may you rock. Or else! :P

Squirtle Sings

2007-11-15T04:15:00.000-08:00

You are a vampire!

QuizHeaven.com

You are suave and seductive. Eternal life is yours and you never tire of coming up with crazy ways of amusing yourself and others. Sometimes, however, your taste for blood comes in the way of friendships as you are constantly turning your friends into vampires.

Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

cool eh? :) But I can't be a vamp 'cos I hate blood...

Ask Liang and Dang..

Anyway today...yesterday actually, was the last day of skewl :'(
I will blog about it tomorrow...or not :P

Do You Miss Me Now

2007-11-13T11:01:00.000-08:00

Today today...
More like yesterday larhh..
Anyway it was tiring. Played football with Nick, Sam and Derrick. After that, went to Nick's house. Talk abit..then shower time. I was the cleanest 'cos I was the only one who bothered to take a shower =.= Brandon joined us to play football at some Taman Megah park. Smart Sam took my bike. He soon found out cycling uphill aint easy =] I sprained my delicate ankle abit playing football and my body aches like shit. Omg, I'm slowly rotting to death in my miserable home. Boredom sucks!

Save me :'(

When You're Gone

2007-11-06T22:45:00.000-08:00

Tagged by Audrey

SEVEN:
Things To Be Done Before My Death..
1 Take my last breath
2 Runaway
3 Sleep
4 Finish this post
5 Apologize
6 Drown Yukie in cheese
7 Rock

Things I Will NOT Do Even If It Kills Me..
1 Kill myself
2 Become fat
3 Eat shit
4 Give up
5 Stay the same
6 Do things on time
7 Do any of the above

Things I do When I'm AWAY From the Public..
1 Shower
2 Daydream
3 Rearrange my closet
4 Study
5 Punch doors
6 Camwhore =P
7 You don't have to know

Sentences & Quotes..
1 Mafulat
2 Wtf
3 I'm gonna kill you
4 Sleep is good
5 Shuddup
6 Sathya's fat
7 1 + 1 = 2

Favourite Songs From All The Time..
1 Apologize
2 Invisible
3 Appreciate
4 Make Damn Sure
5 Save The Last Dance For Me
6 Hanging By A Moment
7 Collide

Things I'll Make You Wish You Didn't Do If You Did..
1 Kill me
2 Bully me
3 Piss me off
4 Slap me
5 Break me
6 Make me cry
7 Get me in trouble

I taggy tag tag <3
Dang, Mae, Liang, Sandra, Jeremy Tan, Carmen, Joshua

Just a kiss

2007-11-01T04:11:00.000-07:00

Today was a fun day, should call it Kiss Day. I'll just skip to the fun part. We played dare or dare. There were many dares, most of them kissing dares. Today, November 1st, 2007.....Yu Kane, Wan Jyn and Liang gave their first kiss to a guy..namely mua =] Hey..It could have been worst...at least I'm straight ;) Yea I had to kiss Jyn but I've kissed him a million times before. In case you're wondering I did not lose my first kiss to a guy I lost it to a girl. Don't ask me about it. Btw...first kiss as in non-family..duh. Since Jyn asked me to mention him a lot in this post, I shall.

For Jyn,
Wan Jyn..Wan Jyn..Wan Jyn..Wan Jyn..Wan Jyn..Wan Jyn..Wan Jyn..Wan Jyn..Wan Jyn..Wan Jyn..Wan Jyn..Wan Jyn..Wan Jyn..Wan Jyn..Wan Jyn..Wan Jyn..Wan Jyn..Wan Jyn..Wan Jyn..

Sorry Krystin ;)

Emo PMs suck

2007-10-31T06:09:00.000-07:00

*except for when I put them*

Today sucked... I couldn't go for Zians Halloween party. Probably 'cos I ponteng school on Monday. Now.......I'm having an enjoyable time being bored. It's been fun. Oh oh I got Krystle to change her emo PM. Yea I'm a hypocrite but emo+emo doesn't make happy...btw Krystle..I was laughing the whole way. Now..back to my life..I'm dying of boredom. Hey..at least I'm not emo-ing lol.

Some life huh??

Appreciate

2007-10-30T04:34:00.000-07:00

Anything you want me to
Anywhere you ask me to
I'd walk halfway around the world
I'd do anything for you

School school teachers drool..anyway today I got my contacts... looks pretty creepy 'cos I only did one eye. I kept telling everyone that i got STD from Wan Jyn 'cos he did one eye too. Same colour. In case you're scratching your butt or picking your nose or just plain dumb.. Dang was too pussy as Yu Kane said.. to wear his contacts so me and Wan Jyn shared lol. I wore right side and Jyn wore left (eyes la dumb) I wonder whether anyone believed me about the STD thing.
Oh oh we splashed Mae. Happy B'day again =]

Thunder

2007-10-29T06:54:00.000-07:00

Haha...
Happy Belated KhingMae...
I went to OU with Liang. We arrived there and while moving...we stepped on the floor 0.0. Cool huh?? Anyway we met them then off to buy prezzies!!! Zian got Mae a devil thingy from Toys'r'us and Dang got a superman shirt. I'm not sure about the others but I didn't give anything :( Sorry Mae. Not all is lost though...I saw a cool belt at the shop. DC Heroes btw.
It was too expensive. MeLiangDang went around staring at people passing by...then we played pool. Usually I own them like hell..but I sucked this time. We went Maes house after that to celebrate her b'day. We played killer with the Ice Wine. ICE WINE ROXXZZ!! Anyway Mae got drunk. Face damn red. Oh oh..I can do that jump touch toes thingy that cheer people like to do better than Mae >:)

Better go beg my mum to let me go halloween..

A Day Late

2007-10-27T07:22:00.000-07:00

Tagged by Sandra

LAYER 1 : ON THE OUTSIDE
Name : Stephen
Birth date : 13 May, 1994
Eye colour : Brown
Hair colour : Dark brown
Right or left : Right

LAYER 2 : ON THE INSIDE
My Heritage : Chinese
My Fears : Scary things and old people
My weaknesses : Too playful;un-serious
My Perfect Pizza : Yummy but no fat

LAYER 3 : YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
My thoughts first waking up : I wanna die
My bedtime : 9.00 usually... cos i'm a good boy =]
My most missed memory : You

LAYER 4 : MY PICK
Pepsi or coke : Coke
Single or grouped dates : Single
Adidas or Nike : Adidas
Tea or Nestea : Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla : Choco <3
Cappuccino or Coffee : Cappuccino

LAYER 5 : DO YOU...
Smoke : Never
Curse : Too much
Take a shower : I don't shower...I bathe
Have a crush : Nope
Think you've been in love : Nopey
Go to school : Yea..I do
Want to get married : Depends..
Believe in yourself : Sometimes
Think your a health freak : Nooooo..

LAYER 6 : IN THE PAST
Drank alcohol : Yesshhh
Gone to the mall : My second home =]
Been on stage : I have
Eaten sushi : Yeaa
Dyed your hair : Yes

LAYER 7 : HAVE YOU EVER...
Played a stripping game : Yeap
Changed who you were to fit in : I trim my nails??

LAYER 8 : AGE YOU'RE HOPING...
To be married : 22-25

LAYER 9 : IN A GIRL..
Best eye colour : Light brown
Best hair colour : It depends
Short hair or long hair : Long

LAYER 10 : WHAT WERE YOU DOING...
A minute ago : Singing
Hour ago : Eating
4-5 hours ago : Playing football
1 month ago : Studying!!
Year ago : Std 6-ing

LAYER 11 : FINISH THE SENTENCES...
I love : You
I feel : 40 kinds of sadness
I hate : being bored
I hide : How I feel
I miss : The morning
I need : Everything I want

LAYER 12 : TAG 5 PEOPLE
Ashley, Audrey, Zhi Hoe, Joshua and Jerrica =]

Pink Eraser

2007-10-25T04:37:00.000-07:00

Today today...
I came to school...talked with friends...played the 1 2 jus slapping thing. Oooowwwieeebooooobooo ouch ouch ouch =( But I'm sure people who played with me hurt a lot more. At rehat I got some McD set from Pn. Lim 'cos I was a elected Best Behaviour boy in the entire form...jkjk....wishful thinking lol =] Actually it's 'cos my group got the highest in terms of marks.. Yee Hern got 100 and Darren got 99.....and the hottest boy..in the group..me..got 84....bleeeeeeeeeehhh...wtf man. But hey...I got McD didn't I =] Pn. Lim gave a us a game to play...Math Magic =] Btw...I totally own at it...I'm not a nerd...I'm just smarter than you Looooooseeerzzz =] Guess what else happened today...my pants koyak just a bit but still...summore Zian poookie...wtf. The Amazing Sathya (amazingly fat too) deducted our book marks 'cos we didn't come down to the hall yesterday T_T Oh oh and we played this game...Liang tied a a roll of thread on to a pen cap....he kept on extending it until it reached the ground...then stupid people tried to grab it...only the retarded managed. We didn't rape anyone today =(

Happy B'day Carmen & Krystin!!!!!! 1 year older, 1 year closer to dying=] Congratzz!!

Monday Life

2007-10-22T04:03:00.000-07:00

Today I woke up.
Felt suicidal.
Got over it.
Went to tuition.
Tembak-ed my tuition questions.
Ran back.
Mapled.
Bathed.
Brunched.
Went to school.
Late.
Talked with friends.
About nothing.
Went to class.
Acted like I was enjoying myself.
Rehat.
Ate prawn mee.
Back to class.
KHB.
Played Killer.
Fun Fun Fun.
Got lousy cards.
Everytime.
Me and Wan Jyn kept on looking at each other's cards.
He hire me, I hire him.
The end.
Of school.
Splash Dang B'day boy =]
Went home.
Blogged.

Conclusion:
It was worth waking up =]

taggy taggy

2007-10-18T04:35:00.000-07:00

tagged by sandra

1. The tagged victim have to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.

2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.

3. Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.

4. If you are tagged the second time.There is NO need to do this again.

5. Lastly, most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.

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a sheeeee of course

1.attractive
She's gotta be attractive enough for me to hit on her...like duh

2.fun
She's gotta be fun to be with...someone who can make me smile when I need it...someone with a HOT personality...she needs to have that je ne sais quois...

3.sensitive
Someone who has feelings...someone who can show emotion...also someone who understands me..someone who can tell how I feel without making me say...

4.not TOO clingy
I don't want to wake up in the middle of the night to tell you that I still love you...

5.smart
She has to be smart not a retard...someone who is updated with the world...It's also more fun to go out with someone who can teach you new things...book smart and street smart =]

6.mature
Someone who thinks and acts her age...not too playful and read number 5 SMART...someone who has a sense of right and wrong...

7.honest
Honesty is the best policy...I thought it was lying...no..it's HONESTY...she has to be honest with me...we have to be able to trust each other..

8.caring
She has to care about me...when I say care..I mean care..she has to make me feel loved...

I Tag~~~
Daniel Ooi, Jeremy, Zian, Julian, Khingmae, Kailiang, Ashley and WengWai

She has to be straight too ;)

Superdead

2007-10-17T05:41:00.000-07:00

I just want to die
I want to fall asleep
If you slit my throat
I promise not to bleed
I'm not that emo, swear I'm not crazy
But sometimes I feel like shit and I want to scream
It's not easy to be me

I wish that I could cry
Go on a killing spree
Find a way to lie
About how I feel happy

I sound like a girl...maybe you should leave
Even useless kids have right to read
I may be disturbed...but won't you just see
There is so much more than this inside of me
It's not easy to be me

Down again, away, away from me,
It's not alright...we can cry ourselves to sleep
I'm not crazy...or anything

All my friends, they cry
They are so naive
I wish that I'd just die
With hearts between my knees
Just quote me on that
'Cos I am so deep
Taken for a useless kid who can't fall asleep
I'm only a kid, with slashed up wrists
Looking for inner peace inside of me
Inside of me
Inside of me
Inside of me
Inside of me

I’m only a kid
Just afraid to speak
I’m only kid
I don’t have IC
I’m only a kid
Looking for my jeans
It’s not easy...

It’s not easy to be me

Hey....I was bored..

Life Screwed

2007-10-15T04:06:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was quite boring. Played Maple abit..yes I have recontinued.Soooo lazy to train my cwap acc. I went to 1 Utama with Shaun. Well it wasn't completely boring. I trashed Shaun in pool. After that i tried to buy tickets to see Chuck and Larry, the in dude was like what's your age i was like 18? Then ask for IC. I ask when chuck and larry ending he said 6.30. Too late anyway. His face damn kau horny man. Ended up seeing otai..quite funny. I went back home and blogged.

Yay I can go Genting!

Without You

2007-10-11T04:20:00.000-07:00

Today kinda sucked..I couldn't decide whether to go to school or not..so I asked many people and decided to go to school. Damn it sucked..Liang and Dang didn't come..so did many of my friends T_T. Then we had the Keruing foreigners enter our class. Craig disgustified Shirlie's table. I'm still deciding whether it's a good thing or a bad thing. We played dare or dare..did lots of things I shall not mention. After Weng Wai did jumping jacks while I loving You-ed Sandra, Pn. Lam came over..we pretended to play chee koo pak and lat tali lat. She made us sit at our places. To end my already horrible day.....Cik Cho came in..it was even worse than when Pn. Lee came in. She gave us stupid sudoku. I gave up right away from the second I saw the sudoku. I was too lazy to finish her crap so I got to spend my precious 30 minutes standing outside of the stupid teachers room. While waiting I was wondering what she was doing..probably picking her nose or drooling on her students exam papers.When she came out she told me to do her stupid work next time. I was like.. yes teacher, thank you.When she turned her retarded self around...I did this..

Through The Rain

2007-10-09T03:01:00.000-07:00

Went to school today..I got a lousy 85% for my maths which I got back today..after that smart Pn. Choong forgot to bring BM papers..she said only giving after Raya holidays..lidat can't enjoy holidays lah..like i said..she's smart.At rehat..about half of my coke was finished by too many people to count...i'm too nice weih. It rained when i was going home..damn drenched..there was this bodoh guy who drove past me and splashed a puddle of contaminated rain water at me.
I was nice enough not to kill him. Got back and had a warm shower..never felt sooo good..

My Feet Hurt

2007-10-07T03:40:00.000-07:00

Yea.. today Valiance played Kit Son's team....pretty good game...it was like this...we lead..they catch up...lead..catch up... pada akhirnya..they won.... 13-11 I think...oh oh...i scored 4 goals... Heng Weng scored 1...Dang scored 3 goals and an own goal (4 goals lah) lol.....we still lurve you Dang..
Wan Jyn scored 3 goals and was a awesome goalie (10 lousy saves in a row)....I personally thought it would be easy to score past a stick=.= ..but well..Wan Jyn proved me wrong =]..
After that Me, Kit Son, Dang and Mae went to Zian's house...watched abit of Disturbia then then went home...and now i'm blogging =]

Look on the bright side..we lost!!

iT'S nOT oVER..

2007-10-05T21:42:00.000-07:00

Exams are finally over!!!!!
lets go crazy!!!!!!
Hahahahahaha....in absence of pressure...
This boy gets high......hahaha..

now for the results...

SCREWY!!!

Btw... I was a good boy...i didn't scream!!! yay!

To all my DU friends enjoy your exams...HAHAHAHAHA

Thats right..he's making fun of you

Anyway..Happy Passing =]

WOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!! I'M AWESOME BAYBEH!!!!!

While It Lasts

2007-10-03T19:19:00.000-07:00

One more day baby...i cant wait cant wait cant wait!!!!Yesterday was fine we had geo and maths 1..pjk too...maths was dam kau easy man..although some ppl still managed to make a few mistakes =]...and for geo...it was ok..oh oh and i learned sumthin from the show the number 23(for info go liangs bloggy)..it helped..sumthin about degree of axis tilt or sumthin lidat...anyway 2moro im having sej and science ...its a sure die situation =[...

Anyway i found this vid on youtube..quite funny...but it kinda makes me feel sad..=]

then i saw this..seth green making fun..lol

haha every now and then apply eye shadow..lol

anyway..gud luck for PMR....and sej..

Whatever

2007-10-01T19:39:00.000-07:00

Hanging on the edge, waiting for the fall,
Wish you'd come and save me, come and break my fall,
You once said you'd be there, if I said I care,
But now i need you most, you're nowhere.

Been waiting for some time, the strings getting thin,
You probably slept late, and now you've slept in,
The day we meet in heaven, you can say you tried,
I can say whatever, anyway I died.

I wasted my time writing it after english 1..didn't bother to check