Thursday, August 28, 2008

My name is Erik

and I am gay.

This is some poem I wrote for literature. It's not much but, hey I did this in 5 mins OK?! HAHA. Enjoy :)

The phantom hated Raoul,
But Raoul didn't care,
Because in his mind,
There was only Christine bare.

Because of this,
Erik was pissed,
So, he shook his fist and said this,
SCREW YOU RAOUL!

In his anger,
He took a hamburger,
and stuffed it in his liver,
and died forever.

Do I have a future in poetry? You tell me. HAHA,


Raoul posing :)

Come and think of me...

Erik being cute :D

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

It's so not nine in the afternoon

Ok. The suspense is off. We can stop praying. Chong Wei lost. I'm not saying he sucks, he did his best so, there's always next 4 years.. To tell you the truth, I didn't really give him support because I was away at the time of the finals so, yeah. I'm a lousy Malaysian.


Chong Wei enjoys whistling in his free time, and what a cute pout too ;)


Lin Dan prefers thrusting his crotch..


I however, prefer posing :D Swearing too, but not so much ;D

That concludes my fabulous update. Snaps for Steve ;)

LinDan losing to Korea's Lee Hyun-il.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

What was I doing yesterday?

Yeah. I went to do KGT with Zian, Joshua, Mae and Siew Ho. We met up in front of KFC. After being blur for 30 mins, we went to meet Mae at Sandy. After that, we went to the other park. The park which one annoying neighbour, waited to prey unsuspecting victims.


I forgot to invite Eway :(

We were there for like 5 mins, Zian and another human who I cannot remember were swinging on the swings. So the boys and me, went to ask that lifeless retiree who reported to the school when Adam threw eggs at her house. Of course, we put on our biggest smiles and tried to act like we were not disgusted by her. God, you should have seen her hair. It's an insult to people who have hair, and I don't know many bald people so that means you. It's something like this


It's a Mullet for nuffnangs sake!, and it looked like maggi mee on the top. I had maggi mee for brekkie an I was beginning to feel my stomach churn at the sight of it.. So, she signed our survey form. Then she followed us back to the park. As quick as lighting, she reached for her camera and flashed away at Zian and the other girl. I think it was Assikin. Then she mumbled something about having proof and datin or something like that. Then, she whipped out her phone and proceeded to call the entire neighbourhood. At least, all the seniors. She was like, "You don't go, stay here". "Eh, I have a problem here, can you come up here".

Then she and her 'Save The Park' groupies talked to all of us. Oh, and she hates Zian. Me being wise and also starting to feel abit annoyed with the sight of her simply said,"Wont happen again ok?" Then she was like," You're ok boy, it's just that girl (points at zian), SO ARROGANT!"

Obviously, when she left, I was over the moon..

See?

Luckily, that nice old uncle saved us from what would have been very messy. Now, that scary woman went away, but according to siew ho, She was still spying on us from her window. Stalker much?

Siew ho is still coming up with an evil plan to spoil that woman's life.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

What are you guys doing?



Is that guy trying to do a split. He's just waiting to be ole-ed. Ridiculous or not? You tell me..

This is the convo I suspect was going on when this disgrace to Malaysian football happened..

Deco: Move or I'll blast your balls
Malaysian Defender: Hah! In your face. I have no balls :)
Deco: *Oles past him

Friday, August 1, 2008

Everything I want is here with me

I wanna share with you a dream I had yesterday night. Now this is special, because I don't usually recall my dreams. All I remember is that I was wearing white underwear and I panicked. Because if you know me really well, you should know I hate white undies. So I looked all over my house to find a not white undie. I can't remember whether I found a pair of undies or anything but, yeah that's my dream.

This is fun, I should post more of my dreams :) Wan Jyn, I'll do your thingy another day :D