Why I like Monsters

1. Monsters are cool
2. Monsters are sexy
3. Monsters are really cool
4. Monsters are really sexy
5. Monsters are really cool and really sexy
6. Monsters read my blog
7. Monsters like me
8. My teachers are monsters so I must like monsters
9. I am a monster
10. Monsters have bad breath
11. Monsters are hot
12. Monsters watch pokemon
13. Monsters cry when they watch pokemon
14. Monsters are usually 14 years old
15. When monsters turn 15 I'll be 15 too
16. Monsters are scary
17. Monsters have bad hygiene
18. Monsters have body odour
19. Monsters scare teachers away even though teachers are monsters too
20. My friends are monsters
21. Monsters scream and sing with broken voices.
22. Monsters act blur
23. Monsters imitate poser #1
24. Monsters are crazy
25. Monsters like kissing cute boys
26. Monsters are cute
27. Monsters are boys
28. Monsters are girls
29. Monsters are small
30. Monsters are huge
31. Monsters play maple
32. Monsters are ethanists
33. Monsters live in aus
34. Monsters are gay
35. Monsters are straight
36. My ex-teachers are monsters too
37. Monsters come in different colours
38. Monsters like pulling my hair 'cos my hair rocks
39. Monsters look like teddy bears
40. Monsters are really tall


I like spongebob now :)